Random Weekly

We are back!!!!

stupidcomedycenter — Sat, 25 Jun 2011 17:07:32 +0000

Hello everyone. I know that for the longest time this site has not been updated or maintained. But that ends here! This summer we will be building this site back up to what it used to be. Together we can remake what we used to have. We will make new issues, update our jokes, riddles, poems, and pages. Our layout may change and we will start having party’s and meetings again. It’s all coming together now. Our programs will be rebuilt and the bugs in them will be destroyed. Stay tuned for more!

~The Random Weekly Team

An Important Notice:

jellyfish3232 — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 01:52:11 +0000

We regret to inform you that our Crazygirl06419 has officially resigned from the Random Weekly staff. We don’t know why she did it. She’s always been a bit of a troublemaker. However, if every cloud has a silver lining, this cloud has a lining of gold: We are proud to announce that we will be offering all of you a brand new Internship Program! You see, we need more staff now that Crazygirl has resigned, which is why we are giving you this special opportunity. The Internship Program has three levels to it: Third, Second, and First Class Interns. When you sign up to join our team of staff, you will be a Third Class Intern. You will be able to write posts on the main page, a very important job. After you have been part of our team for at least a week and have written more then three posts, you will be promoted to a Second Class Intern. That means that you will gain editorial status and your very own page to write on. Sound good? It gets better. After you have been a Second Class Intern for at least two weeks, have written at least five posts on the main page, and are updating your personal page, you are eligible to become a First Class Intern. This is a very important job: You will be able to administrate Random Weekly along with The Big Cheese and I. I know that at this point you are just itching to sign up, right? It’s a very rewarding experience. There are two ways to sign up: You can leave a comment with your desired username and email address and we will create you an account and email you your password, our you can email that same information straight to me if you prefer that your email isn’t visible. If you already have a wordpress account, than just leave a comment and we will add you.

Wow, that was a long post!

~Jellyfish3232

Random Weekly Passwords Version 3.1 Update!

Billy bob904 — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 01:23:49 +0000

We have updated our Random Weekly Passwords Program. Get the latest version by Clicking Here! For any question please read the README file attached to the program. Thanks,

~Random Weekly Team

Random Weekly Passwords Version 3.0

Billy bob904 — Wed, 05 Jan 2011 04:26:40 +0000

Random Weekly Passwords V3.0 is a simple to use, easy format program which now has added features unlike the other 2 versions. In this version we have added our own BETA Explorer to browse the internet with. Click Here to Download it.

~Random Weekly Team

Lots Of Changes!

Billy bob904 — Mon, 03 Jan 2011 22:52:55 +0000

Hello everyone,

We here at random Weekly are going to be making lots of new changes in the next few weeks. To start off, our programs are not loading as you may know. This is because the upload site we have been using “Plunder.com” has now set it up so you have to complete a survey to download our programs or you would have to pay. Now as you may know, Random Weekly is a free, easy to browse website. So when we found this out, it did not work for us. That is why we are now moving on to another upload site or if we can we will setup a direct download from our site. Staying on our programs topic, we are now recalling all the old programs so that we can make new ones and make it so that you have the best of our software made. Another thing that is going on here is the personal pages of our staff. We are now going to be fixing them all so that they are updated weekly. Our current staff personal pages are The Creep’s Crib (Jellyfish3232), and The Intern’s Ideas (Crazygirl06419). Another topic is that we need work and people who would like to work here. if you would like to work here, then please just leave a comment below saying as your name what screen name you would like. The email tab is just so that we can respond to you. we will not send you spam. And if you could please send in work that would help us a lot. We will give you credit to everything. Just send it to us by our mail address at randomweeklymail@gmail.com. Thanks so much for sticking with us for about 1 1/2 years! We love it and were going to be updating more like we have been saying. Till next time,

~The Random Weekly Team

We need more people!

jellyfish3232 — Sun, 02 Jan 2011 16:30:17 +0000

Look, almost everybody on our staff page has resigned or been eliminated. There are 3.2 people left. The 0.2 is Greendayfan210001 since she’s sort of useless here. What I’m trying to say is that we need more people. If you would like to join the Random Weekly Team, leave a comment or send an e-mail to randomweeklymail@gmail.com.

Thank you in advance,

Jellyfish3232,

Random Weekly V.P.

Forkontheleft

jellyfish3232 — Sun, 02 Jan 2011 16:09:33 +0000

Just to let all of you know, Forkontheleft is temporarily resigning. It’s too much for a 9-year-old to update his page. Therefore, he will be taken off the staff list and his page will be disabled until he decides to update again.

~Jellyfish3232

Again, updates…

jellyfish3232 — Sun, 02 Jan 2011 16:03:35 +0000

Jellyfish3232 here with some exciting news: Instead of lying to you about updating, we’re actually going to update! If you don’t believe me ( I know I wouldn’t), check the riddles page. I have taken the liberty to stock it with a few fresh ones. Hey, I just noticed that you can spell the last 4 letters of liberty all in a row on the top row of the standard QWERTY keyboard… ANYWAY, enjoy the updates. Also, send something nice to Crazygirl06419. She’s been runing this almost singlehandedly for the past few weeks. Oh, and one more thing. Don’t hold your breath for that video of me licking my foot. I’m pretty sure that I never agreed to that ( It’s positively repulsive, actually…).

Sincerely,

Random Weekly VP

Jellyfish3232

ATTENTION ALL READERS!!

crazygirl06419 — Sat, 01 Jan 2011 04:42:53 +0000

An important notice to all you schmucks from the intern!
If you must keeping adding hits to this page and giving us false hope that we’re funny, at least wait for these updates coming soon!
- Updates from all the Random Weekly!
- Videos from Random Weekly’s assosiate YouTube account, stupidcomedycenter, which you should check out!
- A special video from jellyfish3232, the author of the creep’s crib, licking and/or sucking his foot!

So watch out for these updates and more coming up soon!
Happy Holidays!
Everybody’s favorite intern

A personal appeal from everybody’s favorite intern…

crazygirl06419 — Fri, 24 Dec 2010 18:28:55 +0000

I’m assuming most of you have better things to do than go on this website. If this is all you have in the world, at least go to the Intern’s Ideas, which will be updated more often and I will force the rest of the staff to get moving. Thank you.